幾有趣的英文^^ @ ~清談館~

joseph1119 · 04-05-04, 11:02 PM

ICQ 收到的，post 過勿插

Girls' English
Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showin that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

catmk2 · 04-05-04, 11:26 PM

男生就是只會　Ｈ　嗎　？　

Tomoya · 04-05-04, 11:27 PM

女的不便致評...

不過點解男的咁似所有事都被下半身控制咁ge~?? :bface:

Eugene · 04-05-04, 11:42 PM

引用:

作者: joseph1119

ICQ 收到的，post 過勿插

Guy's English
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showin that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

then
[i feel horny]=??

凍檸茶 · 04-06-04, 12:25 AM

睇過類似的~
不過係中文版~
搞笑好多喎~

愁容滿面貓 · 04-06-04, 09:22 AM

這個男的生存只為繁殖.

小公主 Susan · 04-06-04, 09:49 AM

But not every guys are like that ~~~
e.g. my

is not....

寶寶 · 04-06-04, 02:10 PM

以上內容只共參考...

紫色螢火蟲 · 04-06-04, 02:29 PM

又唔好講到d男仔咁衰...

04-05-04, 11:02 PM	#1
joseph1119 Junior Member 註冊日期: Jan 2003 文章: 78	幾有趣的英文^^ ICQ 收到的，post 過勿插 Girls' English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! Guy's English " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " - I'm tired " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you. " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? " I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showin that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

04-05-04, 11:26 PM	#2
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04-05-04, 11:27 PM	#3
Tomoya Crazy Gamer 註冊日期: Apr 2003 文章: 1,268	女的不便致評... 不過點解男的咁似所有事都被下半身控制咁ge~?? :bface: __________________ もしもこれが小説か何かであったならば「純愛ラブストーリーを書きたいからメインヒロインは清純路線で、それはそれとしてエッチなのも見たいという大衆の欲望も満たすために、サブヒロインにメインヒロインのぶんまで」サービスシーンをたくさんやらせる」という唾棄すべき商業主義的な計算のもとに配置された登場人物！いわゆるヨゴレ！いわゆる噛ませ犬！さんざんサービスシーンを振りまいておきながら主人公には見向きもされず表紙を飾ることすらなく、結局清純ぶったメインヒロインがのうのうと主人公と添い遂げて終わるという戦慄の結末を迎えるのですわ・・・！ねくろま５

04-06-04, 12:25 AM	#5
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04-06-04, 09:22 AM	#6
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04-06-04, 09:49 AM	#7
小公主 Susan Banned I love 面貓註冊日期: Feb 2004 文章: 1,065	But not every guys are like that ~~~ e.g. my is not....

04-06-04, 02:10 PM	#8
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04-06-04, 02:29 PM	#9
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